I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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