Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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