I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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