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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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