She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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