We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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