So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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