we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
