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Puke
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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