my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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