kristin has been a bad kristin
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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