Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
