Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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