no. you can't hotbox the world.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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