Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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