You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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