id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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