never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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