it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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