they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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