My brain says no but my pants say off.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
