Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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