i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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