It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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