I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So vagazzling was a success
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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