yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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