fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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