yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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