he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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