Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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