I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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