Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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