You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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