best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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