My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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