Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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