it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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