Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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