we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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