I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish they made helmets for livers.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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