Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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