so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
false alarm, still single
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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