That's intense
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Ladies don't puke and tell
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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