The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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