Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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