i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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