I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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