If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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