You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
