ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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