His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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