i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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