I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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