What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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